Brass Monkey Better Than a Bow

Brass Monkey Better Than a Bow


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If it’s time for, “Monkey and party and reelin’ and rockin’”, there couldn’t be a better Present Topper to mark the occasion with, then our Brass Monkey Better Than a Bow! Our Sparkly Brass Monkey, while wishing for you to Rock Well!, is sporting Mike D’s VW car emblem, 80’s blinder shades and a Beastie Boys baseball cap, carrying his Brass monkey with straw, fruit and umbrella garnish…almost enough to make you want your own Brass Monkey to drink, or maybe a Charlie Chan? Either Way, we know we, “LOVE Brass Monkey, but we won’t give D it!” Brass Monkey’s head even tilts back to finish the cup!

50% of any profits will be donated in Mike D's name to Good Eats for Life who, every week, fill backpacks with food that are picked up by kids that depend on meals at school to eat, so they can eat for the weekends too.

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.